
The Little Obstreperous Witch. She Wrinkled Her Nose At Her Useless Broom And Then Gave It A Toss In A Ditch She Was All Dressed Up And Had Somewhere To Be The Little Obstreperous Witch, She Stood On A Rooftop Looking Up At The Sky With Her Little Thumb Out For A Hitch She Looked Far And Near With A Frown On Her Face The Little Obstreperous Witch, The Halloween Ball Was Soon To Begin And Her Dancing Shoes Gave A Twitch Her Cat Hissed A Snarl And She Scowled Right Back The Little Obstreperous Witch, Then Out Of The Sky A Large Raven Appeared By The Name Of Mister Fritch She Hopped On Aboard And Flew Off To The Ball The Little Obstreperous Witch Screech Owl Stew Is A Delicacy A Culinary Delight But Before You Catch A Screech Owl He Might Put Up A Fight Who'd Want To Get Stewed In A Pot Seeping With Mummy's Hair??? If You Were A Screech Owl You'd Want To Get Out Of There, You Hear Them Screech Piercing The Night It Echoes Everywhere So Do I Turn Left Or Right??? Finding A Screech Owl Is A Formidable Job He's A Wily Codger An Annoying, Diabolical Snob, You Won't Find Screech Owl Stew In A Restaurant Or Store People Either Gag, Turn Blue Or They Want Some More If You Make It Yourself You Might Have To Substitute The Screech Owl With The Eye Of Knut Scarecrow Friend. My Scarecrow Friend Always Tries To Send The Birds Flying Away But More Times Than Not What's He's Really Got Is Birds Who Come To Stay Pumpkin Carving. Get The Pencil, Get The Knives We Can't Wait Til Night Arrives, Pumpkin Carving Is So Much Fun Scoop Out The Seeds, We're Almost Done, Take Off The Lid, Put In A Light Keep Us Scared All Halloween Night Superstitions. Black Cats, Broken Mirrors And A Ladder, Are All Forms Of Superstitions That Make You Shudder. Sometimes Evil May Fall Upon You Most Unexpectedly, Like The Next Story I’m About To Tell You, So Listen Carefully. This Happens Annually On Halloween, Where Hideous Creatures Are Unafraid To Be Seen. So, As Night Approaches And Toddlers Sleep, Witches Round Their Cauldrons Creep. They Wait Patiently For The Children To Appear, Dressed In Splendid Costumes, Looking Somewhat Queer. Armed with magical potions and spells, Witches Dance To The Jingle Of The Bells. Delighted, O They Most Certainly Are, To Hear The Words "Trick Or Treat", Their Eyes Sparkle Like A Star. Smiling Secretly Behind Hidden Masks, Satisfied With The Outcome Of Their Tasks. There Is No Doubt At The Witches’ Success, Because At Dawn, All Mothers Are Quite Distressed. It Seems That Every Child In Town, Has Taken Up A Painful Frown. For Most Of Their Teeth Are Decayed And Rotten, Due To The Huge Pile Of Candy They Had Eaten. Now, You Might Believe This Or You Might Not, Just Don’t Blame Me When Your Teeth Start To Rot (LIKE HELL) Pumpkin Time October Is Pumpkin Time, The Nicest Time Of Year. When All The Pumpkins Light Their Eyes, And Grin From Ear To Ear. Because They Know At Halloween, They'll have lots of Fun. Peeking Through The Window Panes, And Watching People Run House For Sale Two Fireplaces. Eat-in-Kitchen, Atmosphere you'll Find Bewitchin. Lots Of Bedrooms. Space Galore, Slightly Creaky Hardwood Floors. Walk-In Closet You Can Fill, Stunning View Atop A Hill. Asking Price Is Very Good, In A lovely Neighborhood. All In All, just What You Wanted. (By the way, THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED) Ghosts Must Enjoy A Devious Lark Because They Save Their Scarh Havoc Until It Is Dark, Have They Nothing Better To Do Than Haunt My House??? It's Getting Too Frightening For Man Or Mouse Pumpkin We Bought A Fat Orange Pumpkin, The Plumpest Sort They Sell. We Neatly Scooped The Inside Out, And Only Left The Shell. We Carved A Funny Funny Face, Of Silly Shape And Size. A Pointy Nose, A Jagged Mouth And Two Enormous Eyes. We Set It In A Window, And We Put A candle In. Then lit It Up For All To See Our Jack-o-lantern Grin Pumpkin's Place Pumpkin's Place However Many Pumpkins Sit Along The Pumpkin Vine, The Biggest And The Roundest One Is Going To Be Mine. I'll Carve His Eyes, A Nose, And Mouth, Like No One's Ever Seen, Then Set Him On The Window Ledge, The Eve Of Halloween. He'll Celebrate This Night Of Nights, Atop This Special Place, So Those Who Pass Beneath His Seat Will See His Glowing Face
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